Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why does chicken cross the road because he wants to get to the other side
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do orphans get at a restaurants?
The family meal
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
your mum has balls
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.
Sonic says, punch an orphan what they gonna do tell their parents;)
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
