Worst Jokes Ever
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
I am the danger.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Two sentence horror stories go.