Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine being autistic idiots.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
I like your mom naked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.