Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. đ
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
My name says it all.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Whatâs a lesbianâs favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Your hairline goes so far back even history canât record it.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why couldnât the orphan play baseball?
He couldnât get to home base.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC đ¤¨
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."