God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Worst Jokes Ever
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. π
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
X is for X-treme shooting!
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