Worst Jokes Ever

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Hi, son.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

England: No towers?

America: No queen?

England: Remember 1812?

America: No tea?

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.