Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Lean.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.