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If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."