Worst Jokes Ever
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.