Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.