Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

What do you call someone with a pindie spot?

Stop screen recording.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

You suck.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡