Worst Jokes Ever
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
My name says it all.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.