I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
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What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
