What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Like if you're short.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
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What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
