Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
U can vent here idc.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.