How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Worst Jokes Ever
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
