Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Worst Jokes Ever
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
