Worst Jokes Ever
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Balls maker.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.