What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
