Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Orphans are lonely.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.