Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left meš
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
2+2=š
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite piano note? A minor.
Whatās Michael Jacksonās favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, āThis isnāt working.ā
Iām not sure what sheās talking about. I opened the fridge door, and itās working fine!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
