Worst Jokes Ever
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Like if your dad is abusive.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."