Worst Jokes Ever
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Lean.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!