My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Ethan Fennel
