My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
