Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
