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Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
