Worst Jokes Ever
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"