Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

Why did the school shooter earn extra points?

Because he was on a kill streak.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"

Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

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  • Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!