Worst Jokes Ever
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Two sentence horror stories go.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!