Worst Jokes Ever
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.