I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Worst Jokes Ever
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This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Are you a tree? Cuz Iām trying to hang with you. ;)
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
