Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.