Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"