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Worst Jokes Ever
"My name is Dezz."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Lean.
