Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Billy Bob like pineapple.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Ligma
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
