Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.