Worst Jokes Ever
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.