Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.