Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
