Worst Jokes Ever
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didnβt.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: Itβs hanging out of your pants.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.