Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.