Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

what's a depressed person's favorite game?

hangman

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.