Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Wears pink.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.