Worst Jokes Ever
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩