Worst Jokes Ever

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.