Worst Jokes Ever
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.