Worst Jokes Ever
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Best joke ever.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.