Ashten Parkes
Worst Jokes Ever
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didnβt.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: Itβs hanging out of your pants.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
