Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."