What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Worst Jokes Ever
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
