Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

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  • My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.