Worst Jokes Ever

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.