Worst Jokes Ever

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Y'all follow me, please.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Imagine being emo.

Couldn't be me.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!