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Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, open the door!

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

I am Mario's brother.

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.