An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
"Sharing is communism."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
