Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t run to home.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?