Worst Jokes Ever
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.