Worst Jokes Ever
Them, losers.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
You're an orphan.
You are emo.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.