Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Queen
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
