Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.