Worst Jokes Ever
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Like if you know someone emo.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.