Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.