Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.