Worst Jokes Ever
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Should I do a face reveal?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!