Like if your best friend has a dog.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
