Whatβs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why donβt I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why donβt I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Whatβs the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
