Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."