Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.