Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Messi is really messy.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.