Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.