Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.