Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
If you are poor, get money.
My dad went to go get milk.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.