What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
