Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Abortion is beautiful.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.