Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!