Worst Jokes Ever
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Stig
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
I hate my wife.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.