Worst Jokes Ever
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
It was 9/10.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
money + money = MONEY
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.