Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Worst Jokes Ever
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Anyone know sadgirl101?
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
