Worst Jokes Ever
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
I poo 11 times a day.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Violence against women is funny :)
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.