Worst Jokes Ever
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
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I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.