Worst Jokes Ever
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Most pakis are disabled.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.