Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

That’s right, I have my own category😎

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill,

And now there's little Frankey.

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.