Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a duck?
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Your love life.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*