What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
