Worst Jokes Ever

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

John Cena.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.