Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.