Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Never Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
"Bill, never do that again."
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
