Never jokes
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.