Never jokes
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Never gonna give you up."
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.