Never jokes

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

I didn’t orphan never say home.

Because they didn’t have one.

You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?

Because they never take a chill pill.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."

We never saw him again.

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.

“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”

“From my father,” said Johnny.

“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”

“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”