Never jokes
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.