Never jokes
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.