Never jokes
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Memes
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.