Never jokes
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! ππππ
Memes
true though
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went fishing and he didnβt know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend asked me why I havenβt had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? π