Never jokes
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...