Never jokes
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.